Dear Haagen-Dazs,
I have been eating your ice cream since I was old enough to eat ice cream. I am now 27. As a lover of boutique fine foods it has been my one corporate indulgence in adulthood. Until now. You’re product has gone to crap and tastes just like the rest of the factory produced cost effective low quality corn syrup filled junk food on the market. Thank you for once making good ice cream, sorry you sold out. I’ll be sticking with the boutique purveyors permanently.
Sincerely,
Jessica